Adrien Brodys doucheface is out of control

We’ve said it before – Adrien Brody is no longer cool, if he ever was. Between his leather lounge suits and his sketchy facial hair and his general douchey demeanor, Adrien became a joke. His career is kind of in the toilet too. Evidence: he’s part of the ensemble of some terrible-looking sci-fi/horror movie called Splice, that looks like a budget version of Species/The Relic/The X-Files/some other movies. Last night was the premiere in LA. And Adrien’s doucheface was in full effect. Seriously, the cheesy, “I’m so cool” expressions were flowing like wine. The motherf-cker was even wearing a limp little cravat!

For some reason, two Hollywood power players also attended the Splice premiere. One was producer Joel Silver, who probably produced Splice, and I’m just too lazy to look it up. But he’s a good person to have in your corner. Also there? Robert Downey Jr.! When did RDJ and Adrien become friends? Why is RDJ looking out for Adrien?

They look thick as thieves. What do you think RDJ is saying to him? “This too shall pass, brother. Get yourself some supporting actor work on good films, then work your way up to leading man status. I call it the ten-year plan. Oh, and lose the f-cking cravat.”

Here’s the trailer for Splice, if you care. This sh-t looks horrible.

Splice premiere in LA on June 2, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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